Friday, May 17, 2013

And the winners are...

And so, the two winners of signed copies of Apocalypse Cow are:

Gerard R Burge, for the Top Gear combine harvester with flamethrower attachment, something I wish I had written into the book. Could just imagine Clarkson overrun in a field, fighting to the last, before finally being pumped and gored.

Jas Young, for a bizarre crocheted crossbow that fires knitting needles up cows' nostrils.

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Sorry for the delay in picking winners. I have spent most of this week being rather sick.


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