And so, the two winners of signed copies of Apocalypse Cow are:
Gerard R Burge, for the Top Gear combine harvester with flamethrower attachment, something I wish I had written into the book. Could just imagine Clarkson overrun in a field, fighting to the last, before finally being pumped and gored.
Jas Young, for a bizarre crocheted crossbow that fires knitting needles up cows' nostrils.
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Sorry for the delay in picking winners. I have spent most of this week being rather sick.