Tuesday, January 09, 2007

What are you doing Mozza?

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

Morrissey inspired a generation of whiny teenagers who felt they didn't have a place in the world (myself included) to become whiny teenagers who realised that their place in the world was actually to be whiny teenagers. He made us realise there was nothing wrong with considering suicide a viable response to an outbreak of spots. He was responsible for making it possible to wear national health specs and still cop off with a bird. He made it seem perfectly normal to appear on Top of the Pops with a hearing aid and a small shrub protruding from your arse cleavage.

After these great achievements, what is Morrissey doing? Considering representing the UK in the Eurovision song contest (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6244153.stm). Should he actually go ahead and do it, he will go down in the history books alongside musical luminaries such as Cliff Richard, Black Lace, Sonia, Gina G and Buck's Fizz.

Remember you always used to sing and talk about committing suicide, Morrissey? I know where you can buy a gun.

1 comment:

Dauvit said...

I thought that too, to start with, but the more I think about it, the more I think that it is the perfect "ironic Morrisey" statement!
I think this might be the biggest Morrisey piss-take yet.