NO MORE SQUATTING!
Michelle, my lovely sister-in-law will be selling the P-Mate(http://www.pmate.co.uk/) at this year's T in the Park in Glasgow.
Please support her by buying as many as possible. Even if you are a bloke it could be useful, for example if you only have a chippolata and wish to preserve your modesty in public places.
Perhaps she can also bring some of them over to Sziget and make a few bob.
Anyway, here she is (pictured left) demonstrating both the new product and attempting to make a standing-up-like-a-man-and-having-a-piss face. It needs a bit of work, but I think she's almost there.